Nonsensical Adjective

humansofnewyork:

"My girlfriend caught me with another woman. Now she won’t even let me get my stuff out of the apartment! I said ‘C’mon, Sweetheart.’ And she said ‘Fuck you Motherfucker!’ I tried going back when she wasn’t home, to see if I could get the dog to open the door. But he was too small. Our last dog could open the door. But not this one."

He lives in my neighborhood! Also, he’s right. There’s no way his beagle could open a door. View Larger

humansofnewyork:

"My girlfriend caught me with another woman. Now she won’t even let me get my stuff out of the apartment! I said ‘C’mon, Sweetheart.’ And she said ‘Fuck you Motherfucker!’ I tried going back when she wasn’t home, to see if I could get the dog to open the door. But he was too small. Our last dog could open the door. But not this one."

He lives in my neighborhood! Also, he’s right. There’s no way his beagle could open a door.


I am the queen of cooking ham but I have zero carving skills. I also have zero counter space so that cutting board is on a toolbox & I sat on the floor. Actually it’s kind of impressive.I am the queen of cooking ham but I have zero carving skills. I also have zero counter space so that cutting board is on a toolbox & I sat on the floor. Actually it’s kind of impressive.

I am the queen of cooking ham but I have zero carving skills. I also have zero counter space so that cutting board is on a toolbox & I sat on the floor. Actually it’s kind of impressive.