Nonsensical Adjective

I am the queen of cooking ham but I have zero carving skills. I also have zero counter space so that cutting board is on a toolbox & I sat on the floor. Actually it’s kind of impressive.I am the queen of cooking ham but I have zero carving skills. I also have zero counter space so that cutting board is on a toolbox & I sat on the floor. Actually it’s kind of impressive.

I am the queen of cooking ham but I have zero carving skills. I also have zero counter space so that cutting board is on a toolbox & I sat on the floor. Actually it’s kind of impressive.


I said to her: “Honour’s always been honour, and honesty honesty, in Manson Mingott’s house, and will be till I’m carried out of it feet first,… And when she said: ‘But my name, Auntie—my name’s Regina Dallas,’ I said: ‘It was Beaufort when he covered you with jewels, and it’s got to stay Beaufort now that he’s covered you with shame.’

— Edith Wharton, The Age of Innocence, Book 2, Chapter 27.
Mrs. Manson Mingott: original sassy grandmother?


Every single X-Men timeline ends in death camps. In case you were wondering. Every single one. It doesn’t matter what choice you make. It’s all fucking death camp.

— We Hate Movies, Episode 35 Wired: The Return


I have long said that I think we need a little more vanity in this society and a little less self-esteem. Because self-esteem is what tells you that it’s okay to wear sweatpants to your kid’s piano recital, and vanity would never let that happen.

— Luke Burbank, TBTL (via cjosephjordan)